Dimension. Noun. a construct whereby objects or individuals can be distinguished.
I don’t really understand what that means. But it’s one of the definitions and I’m going to pretend it relates to this! Here is a short story I wrote for my creative writing class last year. I just recently discovered it and I thought it was kinda neat. Hope you enjoy it!
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I say I’m gonna do it, but I don’t! You should go back and count all the things I’ve said I was gonna do and then didn’t. You will get a special prize. I don’t want to spoil it, but it’s a picture of my breasts.
I don’t mean to be self-deprecating, I’d just like to apologize for doing that so much. Maybe I should just have lower standards for what I put on here. I won’t tweet about the boring stuff though.
That category I’ve only used once, “iPhone Games”, is what I want to do with my life. Isn’t that silly! I’ve been chewing away at it for like three years now. I often fear I’m not smart enough for it. But I’m just not able to focus long enough to learn very much. But isn’t that kind of the same thing? Bleh. Also, I hate it when people screw up saying a word and then they try to do something cute like make more weird noises or say “I can’t talk today.” Everyone misspeaks, just say what you meant and move on.
I drew something for a game I have planned way down the road! It’s about hijacking trains.
Here’s to future blogs that are hopefully less of a downer!
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I’M HACKING THIS VID STREAM TO TELL YOU GUYS THAT LEO FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT A HOT VID
IT’S ABOUT24TEE.COM, A COOL SHIRT WORLD
HERE YOU GO
-MANTON “MAD HACKER” MINNICK
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I’ve got my hands on an early release of the newest FatBaby vid! I’ve hacked into the FatBaby-Frimeware and uploaded it to you the fans!
-Blu Twoth
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We are between cameras right now, so to help fill that void:
Here’s me, busting aging dance moves in the fifth grade.
I also wrote a review of Manton, available over at his website.
Did you know that me and Eric Young designed a website for the Pumphouse Creamery a few years back? Well, click that link to see a much lamer one that they replaced it with. And their ice cream isn’t that good.
New videos coming next week!
Just poped the school computer! Poping is the cool thing to do! Pope your friends!
POPE-INNNNNN
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Sorry I haven’t been updating. I’ve been trying very hard to keep up in school and learn how to make iphone games. As you can see, I’ve got a working build of my new game, “One line of self-obsessive text.” Comin’ at your iphone this holiday season.
All that for one line of text! I’m not used to that. Stay ‘tooned!
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I feel like it’s about time I update about why I hardly update anymore. I love this site, and I have no plans of not posting here anymore, I’ve just been too hard at work to post. And everything I’m working on will go on the site. Eventually. So stay tuned for updates!
Now that I think about it, that’s a lie. I haven’t been too hard at work to post. I’ve been working, but only between playing absurd amounts of video games. I probably could have found the time to post somewhere in there. My bad.
School is starting up again soon, and I’m going to try to get back into the habit of posting three to four things a week. I can’t wait to be on a schedule.
Believe in me like I believe in you!
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Actually, it was yesterday. And I did indeed have quite the day.
It was 2:45 PM. I had a fourth of July party to go to at four, but I figured I’d leave early to go get the ingredients for an OctoMac, because the weather was so nice and all. For those who don’t know, an OctoMac is four Big Macs (eight all beef patties) assembled into a terrifying monster. I stopped at Gamestop on the way and bought Pocketbike Racer (a burger king game) and made my way to McDonalds. I got all four Big Macs and a medium coke without even a strange look from the cashier. When I exited the store the sun was obscured by dark gray clouds that were lightly raining on me. As I got on my bike to go to the party (it was about 3:30 now) the rain picked up to a pretty ridiculous amount. It tore my paper bag to pieces. The cardboard Big Mac boxes were all soggy, and so was my game. I stopped in a radioshack and a very nice employee double-bagged it all in plastic, which helped a lot. I biked to the Loesch house where the party was at and created the masterpiece.
I’ve created large burgers before, but always with the $1 burgers. This one cost me fifteen bucks and was totally worth it. So much special sauce.
The idea and mythology behind the OctoMac is of course credited to the Best Damn Podcast Ever.
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