Cloning Big Boss.

Got called up for battle again! By the BDPE. Very exciting. I don’t think I communicated my joy very well though.

I was simply told to clone the father of video games, Big Boss.

I decided to try doing it by magic first. But I couldn’t find my wizard hat, so I took out my brothers old box of magic stuff.

Then I tried science.

You can’t really see it, but Big Boss is in there.

Then I tried taping him to futuristic-looking objects in my house.

Then I took him to the mad scientist haven that is underneath my stairs and hit it with a hammer.

It worked!

I was like “that was fast” so we just hung out for the rest of the hour.

Here’s him writing his first sonata.

Here’s him playing with the tools.

Here’s him wearing a silly hat.

Here’s him being weirded out by my puppet Senor Pains sexual advances.

And here’s him all tuckered out.

And that was our day together! We had such fun. Friends til the end.

Just a couple a’ cuties!

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